Bad ass motherfuckers
I’m have a dilemma. I’m not quite sure who’s the coolest rock’n'roller alive. Cast your vote and let’s see who wins.
The two contestants are … reigning champion, Lemmy Kilmister of Mötorhead.
A man so cool he was born with mustache and sideburns, who has has the pleasure of more than a 1000 hot pussies, who made grown men cry when they see him on stage (yes, I have seen that), who advised his son to do speed instead of heroin and who’s most favorite obsession is his Damascus steel Luftwaffe sword. Can anyone be more rock’n'roll? It’s hard to believe.
So let me introduce the challenger, Jesse Hughes of Eagles of Death Metal.
A man so far out he has written speeches for the Republicans and called Obama for a communist, who can make 1500 grown men go dancing and shouting (yes, I have seen that), who was rescured from a drug addiction that by his best friend Josh Hommes, who’s nickname is The Devil (I’m not kidding) ans who’s got Norwegian women going crazy for him.
The similarities are obvious. Lemmy and Jesse both LOVE Little Richard. They are both covered by tattoos. They have taken enough drugs and alcohol to kill the population of a small country and although not very pretty they both attrack women like moths are attracked to light. Would their bands be anything without them? I doubt it.
What I don’t doubt is that they are both rock’n'roll to the bone, but is Jesse taking over the rock’n'roller’ throne? Or is Lemmie still a tough act to beat? Who is the baddest rock’n'roller fucker alive? Before you cast your vote, make sure to check out the videos below.
LEMMY KILMISTER
JESSE HUGHES
Reblogged this on Man vs. Band and commented:
I’m not sure how the math works, but it does. Take a real ugly dude, add a terrible singing voice and multiply it times mediocre bass playing skills and somehow you get the greatest rock and roller of all time.